Finished my chem test this morning at 11, one hour early. props to me. got a muffin and a carmel frap from school definitely my breakfast of choice, except colorado coffee got a new barista and he kinda sucks so my coffee tasted like shit with blobs of caramel (by shit i mean it tasted like coffee not caramel). Checked up on my blog back in my room and tried to get motivated to go to the gym. after about 15 minutes of nothingness I ran to the c-store and got my chocolate mint metromint water and was off to the tiger pit (the tiny gym at our school). Now there is no written rule saying that only girls can go there, but if your a dude you will get ridiculed for going there and not our main gym, El Pomar. The only problem with the tiger pit is that it is located in the downstairs area of the main student area. So basically if you go there during the day you are asking for people to see you sweaty and dirty and gross. yay, how exciting. Got to the tiger pit and got on an ellyptical and did that for 40 minutes set at a 10 incline with 5 resistance, got my heart rate up to 197 and kept it there. It was shit but I burned 400 calories which was great. My friend Camille came in while I was about 20 minutes into my workout, which is always awkward because I am not the most graceful exerciser. Anyways when I was finished my face was bright red, like a tomatoe. Now I dont know why this happens but I think I dont sweat enough so my face gets super red and then I get a white ring around my mouth. Its super attractive, let me tell you. So I spent like five minutes cooling down and stretching then went to hide out in the bathroom to try and ease my flushing but it didnt work. I ended up having to walk through the student center with radish face, which is what I call it (my friend Tasha just said skankadocious, dont think its a word but I like it. thought Id share). When I got back to mathias (my doorm) I went to the c-store and got an asian chicken salad. it was rather good. I used to eat the salads here a lot but I stopped, can't remember why. Oh yeah, I found a bug in one once and decided to stop eating them. Bugs are protein, but that doesnt make them anymore appetizing. My dad has eaten bugs before but he's not a picky eater like me. Its like my whole family is full of athletes. My dad and step mom are doing P90X and are in super kick-ass shape right now, and they're triathletes. My mom is a stick and she works out all the time on the ellyptical downstairs, which can also be referred to as the machine o' death because its a million times harder than any other ellyptical I've ever used (which is many). My sister is practically a contortionist and is in good. And my step-uncle is like one of the head honcho's at trek, and he does iron man triathlons. basically I have a family of self-esteem deflaters. Anyways Im off to hit the showers so I can go to the admissions hall and pick out what people I want to host on admitted students weekend. If I host a total of 4 I get a 50$ gift certificate to whole foods, which has good healthy food which will be good for this weight loss shindig. Ive hosted 10 prospective students (prospee's), basically Im a prospee whore. But I want to be a tour guide so the more I put my name in the system the better right? right. Id be a freakin kick ass tour guide. Its gonna happen. And when it does Ill be trim with bleached teeth and ready to go. They are serving food at this thing, hopefully my salad will hold me through till its over, I still like food so no guarentee's I wont eat it. Ah okay now I seriously have to go shower. Hopefully there's no unexpected april fools jokes lurking in there for me.
oh yeah and im pregnant....
APRIL FOOLS.
not funny? sorry dad.
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