Day 5

yesterday I went to the gym and worked out on the elliptical for 20 minutes, not a lot but it is super hard to exercise without music. plus you are only allowed 30 minutes per machine at busy times of the day and it was quite busy. I have officially run out of money on my gold card. those sons of b*tches. But georgies sister is visting from Juno Alaska! and it is super exciting so we are taking her to silk painting tonight from 7-830. Hopefully I will find time to go to the gym today but I have a huge lab report due tomorrow and 2 prospee’s coming tomorrow as well for admitted students weekend! Sup’s Awes (super awesome. for those of you who dont know I like to make “sup’s awk abrev’s). WHY IS THE WEATHER HERE ON CRACK?!?

Day 4

todayy was a fail. totally overestimated how many things I could shove into one day. did not work out. although did not eat desert. still need to eat something before bed to take with meds so I dont get sick. which is so dumb I hate that medicine can make you sick isnt it supposed to make you better? fail chemists. fail. will definitely be working out tomorrow however. at least im being honest? I guess today was just a total fail.

just kidding just went to cstore and got ice cream sandwich

Day 3

I guess I am not doing so hot today when it comes to the exercise. granted I only got like 6 1/2 hours of sleep, am super dehydrated and am exhausted. It is 80 some degrees out today which only makes my dehydration and sleep deprivation worse. All I want to do is go lay out in the sun with my friends which I was doing for a bit and I believe I am a bit sunburned (couldnt find my suntan lotion and my friend only has copper tone which will give me a major rash. So the choices were red, painful, bumpy and itchy, or red and painful that becomes tan… naturally I chose the tan route). So after one or two hours of that I decided to head to the gym to work out, even though the thought pains me. But when I got there I was out of water in my water bottle and anyone who knows me knows Im a water snob and that I refuse to drink tap water unless absolutely necessary. So I got on this weird ellyptical/stair climber combination machine for about two minutes and was exhausted so I had to go fill up in the water fountain. Which is a really big deal. You call it high maintenance I call it sanitary. Although it just occurred to me that I still have my dads steri pen that you use on camping trips, basically you use a UV light to kill off all the shit that is living in the cesspool we call tap water… Okay maybe thats a bit dramatic but I dont like tap water. Anyways I went back into the tiger pit and went on the ellyptical and went for about 15 minutes on the interval training at a resistance of 5. My roommate says the interval setting is better for losing weight than the fat burn setting… does anyone know if that is true or not? I went for a mile and burned a bit over 100 calories. I think thats all I am going to do at the gym today. I walked around the springs for like two hours last night with my new friend Erin Slay who is super cool. I like her a lot. But my legs are just like physically exhausted so I think maybe Ill try to play some ultimate frisbee or something outside, do something active but not specific machine training. I am just to tired. For breakfast today I had a Big slice of honeydew and two small raspberry chocolate mint crepes and big glass of water. Right now I am eating a fruit salad with a roast beef sandwich with cheddar cheese lettuce a wheat role and dijon mustard. It is quite good. 

Side note - my headphones broke before spring break and I bought a new pair at the airport on my way home for spring break and the packaging was nearly impossible to open. For a facility where scissors are prohibited, you’d think they could ease up on the plastic retainment cell that holds the headphones. I cut my hand open trying to open the package with a nail clipper. Its quite poor planning on packaging companies behalf. Unfortunately I left the new headphones at my house back in New York, and have no headphones here, so I cant listen to anything while working out. It gets really boring. 

Oh and why wouldnt the tiger pit have sanitizer to clean the workout equipment? They use glass cleaner instead and if the person before you uses too much it reeks and burns the inside of your nose. I now know what it feels like to be a cocaine addict, or the stupid boys in middle school who thought it was funny to snort pixie stix… can’t decide which is more pathetic.  thoughts? 

May or may not write tomorrow. we will have to see.

love yours truly.

Day 2

Finished my chem test this morning at 11, one hour early. props to me. got a muffin and a carmel frap from school definitely my breakfast of choice, except colorado coffee got a new barista and he kinda sucks so my coffee tasted like shit with blobs of caramel (by shit i mean it tasted like coffee not caramel). Checked up on my blog back in my room and tried to get motivated to go to the gym. after about 15 minutes of nothingness I ran to the c-store and got my chocolate mint metromint water and was off to the tiger pit (the tiny gym at our school). Now there is no written rule saying that only girls can go there, but if your a dude you will get ridiculed for going there and not our main gym, El Pomar. The only problem with the tiger pit is that it is located in the downstairs area of the main student area. So basically if you go there during the day you are asking for people to see you sweaty and dirty and gross. yay, how exciting. Got to the tiger pit and got on an ellyptical and did that for 40 minutes set at a 10 incline with 5 resistance, got my heart rate up to 197 and kept it there. It was shit but I burned 400 calories which was great. My friend Camille came in while I was about 20 minutes into my workout, which is always awkward because I am not the most graceful exerciser. Anyways when I was finished my face was bright red, like a tomatoe. Now I dont know why this happens but I think I dont sweat enough so my face gets super red and then I get a white ring around my mouth. Its super attractive, let me tell you. So I spent like five minutes cooling down and stretching then went to hide out in the bathroom to try and ease my flushing but it didnt work. I ended up having to walk through the student  center with radish face, which is what I call it (my friend Tasha just said skankadocious, dont think its a word but I like it. thought Id share). When I got back to mathias (my doorm) I went to the c-store and got an asian chicken salad. it was rather good. I used to eat the salads here a lot but I stopped, can't remember why. Oh yeah, I found a bug in one once and decided to stop eating them. Bugs are protein, but that doesnt make them anymore appetizing. My dad has eaten bugs before but he's not a picky eater like me. Its like my whole family is full of athletes. My dad and step mom are doing P90X and are in super kick-ass shape right now, and they're triathletes. My mom is a stick and she works out all the time on the ellyptical downstairs, which can also be referred to as the machine o' death because its a million times harder than any other ellyptical I've ever used (which is many). My sister is practically a contortionist and is in good. And my step-uncle is like one of the head honcho's at trek, and he does iron man triathlons. basically I have a family of self-esteem deflaters. Anyways Im off to hit the showers so I can go to the admissions hall and pick out what people I want to host on admitted students weekend. If I host a total of 4 I get a 50$ gift certificate to whole foods, which has good healthy food which will be good for this weight loss shindig. Ive hosted 10 prospective students (prospee's), basically Im a prospee whore. But I want to be a tour guide so the more I put my name in the system the better right? right. Id be a freakin kick ass tour guide. Its gonna happen. And when it does Ill be trim with bleached teeth and ready to go. They are serving food at this thing, hopefully my salad will hold me through till its over, I still like food so no guarentee's I wont eat it. Ah okay now I seriously have to go shower. Hopefully there's no unexpected april fools jokes lurking in there for me.


oh yeah and im pregnant....


APRIL FOOLS.

not funny? sorry dad.